Summer of 2008, right before I came to college, I stripped (with false papers) for 3 weeks, just to go to LA. What made me do it? A couple close friends wanted to go to LA, I wanted to go, I already quit my job, I was trying to save what little money I had, so I did what I had to do.
The whole time my mother thought I was funding this trip off the money in my savings. When I came from my trip, she wrote me a check for all the money I spent, with a note saying “I didn’t want you to spend your money on this, consider this a late graduation present”.
I just wish she would have came to this conclusion three weeks sooner.
Y'all are going to post these 90's shows BACK to death.
Why can’t y’all just watch the damn shows without all the textual vocabulary? Let’s pretend we are back in the 90’s and y’all didn’t have Tumblr, and couldn’t post everything that’s happening. STFU, watch the shows, and leave it at that.
Amy Winehouse has been added to the ‘Forgotten Death’ logs. Who else is in the logs? Nate Dogg, M. Bone, Teena Marie, The dude from ‘Jackass’, and many more. What happened to all her “fans” ? They were all around when she first died, now they’re MIA.
I once was in love with Tumblr, but as soon as multiple people I knew in real life (college and high school) started following me, Tumblr got old. I used to post my deepest secrets on here. Things I only wanted people who I had no chance of meeting, wouldn’t judge, or wouldn’t care to see. I can’t even do that anymore because judgmental people, people who will tell everybody, and people who can’t leave Tumblr posts on Tumblr are following me now.
4. What I’m really good at? Giving advice. Drinking heavily.
6. Biggest turn on? Wanna turn me on? Pay my rent. Bring me food. Bring me weed. Bring me liquor. Have fresh breath. Straight teeth. Dress like you have some sense of style. And be chill at all times.
12. Pet Peeves? When I can hear people chew and smack on their food. Constantly clicking pens. Repeating myself. When somebody asks me what I asked, and as I begin to respond, they answer the question. People giving advice on shit that doesn’t concern them.
I like texting buddies. That’s why I enjoy when people put their numbers in my askbox, but over time, they usually fade. Now everybody always says, don’t give your number out on the internet. Fuck that. I do what I want because I pay the bill. Soooo, if you don’t mind a vulgar, sarcastic, sexual, nigga, send that number. LMAO.