January 2011
homieeplease asked: Any plans for tonight?
homieeplease asked: Any plans for tonight?
Part of me wishes I still lived at my parents'...
No Bills.
Somebody cooking for me everyday.
I think I broke my laptop.
Instead of putting my laptop on my desk last night like I normally do, I just pushed it to the other side of the bed. Well, when I woke up this morning, it was on the ground. When I cut it on, it made all this unknown noises, cut off, then cut back on in safe mode. WTF did I do ? It won’t even let me restore this bitch >:O
jerzeygurl:
Why is it that on facebook my mother feels like she needs to comment on EVERYTHING I post..She makes me regret adding her as a friend..
Shower.
That shower I just had was pure heaven though. Woo. Swag. Chillin’ until 9something, then it’s off to get throwed.
I'm about to DELETE my mother off of Facebook.
She needs to stop commenting and writing on my wall.
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People are staying in the house tonight ?
Anonymous asked: im a straight male but i watch bisexual porn and i like to watch shemales fuck women does this make my gay? idk why, i just get off to the kinky shit i guess and i love fucking women and i never think about fucking men
December 2010
Anonymous asked: im a straight male but i watch bisexual porn and i like to watch shemales fuck women does this make my gay? idk why, i just get off to the kinky shit i guess and i love fucking women and i never think about fucking men
PF Changs and Krispy Kreme
*answers mom's call*
Me: Yeah, mama?
Mom: I didn't raise you to answer the phone like that.
Me: *deep breath* Hello?
Mom: That was worse. Anyway, are you coming to church tonight?
Me: *long pause* Uhm. Well.
Mom: That's a no. You're going to hell, I swear.
Me: *sarcastically* Thanks Mother. Well, Naw. Somebody's bringing me some PF Changs and some Krispy Kreme, soooo I'ma just chill and head out later.
Mom: To get drunk, high, and have sex? Terrible. GOODBYE!
Me: *thinking "that's the plan"* of course not. *laughs*
Mom: * dial tone*
Anonymous asked: you sure, because when most guys say they dont they really do.
You can't buy something for a legacy that you...
brionnalee:
buzzflyyear:
90% of us were still peeing the bed when Jordan won his championships.
Well I Was Born A Hooper And I UNDERSTOOD Then And I Understand Even More Now That I’m Older. And I Directed My Post To Anyone, Any Race, Any Age. Not Everyone Was Little When Jordan Was Winning Championships! So That’s A BULLSHxT Statement To Make. Just saying.
Doesn’t your profile say...
Anonymous asked: you sure, because when most guys say they dont they really do.
Anonymous asked: what kind of girls do you like?
Anonymous asked: what kind of girls do you like?
Anonymous asked: Your cute As Hell , & i Would Love To Be Your Boyfriend I Just Have one question ; Are You Bisexual Orr Gay
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
Anonymous asked: Your cute As Hell , & i Would Love To Be Your Boyfriend I Just Have one question ; Are You Bisexual Orr Gay
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"New Year, New Me".
STFU! Ain’t shit about you changing. You’re going to be just as fucked up in 2011, as you were in 2010, 2009, etc. Let’s not fool ourselves.
Somebody just said Wiz Khalifah was better than...
I didn't even know Chingy was still making music.
dirtyluxury:
Space Jams.
I’ve wore my Space Jams literally 3 times since I bought them (the day they came out). Random, but I saw them in my closet.
I only click "like" on "Reblog If..." posts.
homieeplease asked: Learned to cook yet?
Lately.
I don’t have an appetite. I’ll think I’m hungry, but by the time I finish making food, or go get food, I won’t be hungry anymore. I don;t know what it is.
homieeplease asked: Learned to cook yet?
Who do I have to nut on to get somebody to talk to me? Empty ass askbox !
I'd catch a grenade for ya.
I am always suspicious of people who put 'Only God...
tolulopefiasco:
This phrase usually comes after them stating how how real they are and how they don’t have time for haters. The whole time I’m thinking what they have to hide or be judged about…aside from the obvious.
@Slypeezy.
-_______________________________- LMFAO!
I hate when people say 'Hella'.
Such as:
“I’m hella bored.”
“I’m hella hungry.”
“It’s hella cold outside.”
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Antwone Fisher.
- One of my favorite movies.
californiajewelz:
sivphilis:
Do people seriously like lil b?
do bears shit in the woods
